ARE YOU SEME OR UKE?

Less than 20 x's = Seme
More than 20 x's = Uke

*STOLEN FROM BUCKOKKU11*

01-[x] You like to be constant in everything.
(I dislike change.)

02-[x] When a person confesses his/her love to you and you don’t like him/her, you start feeling very tense and/or you don’t know what to say.
(This comes more from I don't know what to say when people are emotional. Emotions freak me out.)

03-[x] You enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music.
(Loud stuff scares me.)

04-[ ] You are quite hyperactive.
(If anything, I'm lethargic.)

05-[ ] If you don’t like something, you start crying and you don’t care if you start talking too loud.
(Just randomly, if I don't like something? Who the fuck does that?)

06-[x] You love candies or any type of caramel.
(Well, I guess...candy, yes. Caramel, no.)

07-[ ] You like making others blush.
(Not really, I feel like I've done something wrong if they blush)

08-[x] You sleep with a doll/ teddy bear/ pillow in your hand.
(Blanky. D: )

09-[x] You’re usually shy with the opposite sex.
(I'm shy with anyone new.)

10-[ ] You like romantic- funny anime.
(Ew. Romantic anime is possibly my least favorite out of all of them.)

11-[x] Between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L.
(L IS SEME, BITCH. But yes. I prefer L because I have never despised a fictitional character as much as I despise Light.)

12-[ ] You have listened to “An Café”.
(Wtf is that?)

13-[ ] You like listening to it.
(...What is it???)

14-[ ] You have 1 or 2 songs on your computer of “an café”.
(I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.)

15-[ ] You are innocent and a little clumsy.
(Clumsy, yes, but innocence was taken away once I hit the internet.)

16-[x] You smile at kitties.
(Kitties are the shiznit.)

17-[ ] You usually say –kawaii-
(FUCK FANGIRL JAPANESE SAY "KAWAII" IN MY EARSHOT AND I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS.)

18-[x] You like plushies.
(....Okay, I admit it, I like cuddly things. DDD: I'm so lame.)

19-[ ] Between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue.
(Light blue is nice for eyes, but generally speaking, I prefer dark blue.)

20-[x] You hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot.
(Doesn't everyone hate Paris Hilton?? Except idiots?)

21-[x] You have been lost in a shopping center/parking/cinema.
(I HAVE A BAD SENSE OF DIRECTION OKAY.)

22-[x] You have called a mistaken number twice or more.
(AND I AM BAD AT MATH)

23-[ ] You cried with Pocahontas' ending.
(Nope. I hardly ever cry at movies.)

24-[x] You have used a very feminine dress or shirt.
(Well, I'm a girl, what do you expect?)

25-[ ] You call your pets with cute names.
(Does kitty/fishy count?)

26-[x] You believe that yaoi/yuri is the best.
(More interesting than many of the fictional het relationships, anyway.)

27-[ ] You're easy to trick/convince.
(I'm suspicious, always. But I'll go along with you anyway.)

28-[x] Some men scare you.
(Hell yes, some women too.)

29-[ ] You have seen Pucca and you like it.
(Meh.)

30-[ ] You have pink/red clothes or they are decorated with flowers.
(None that I wear regularly.)

31-[ ] Sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space.
(Hahaha, I'm way too much of a shut-in to go out and look at clouds.)

32-[ ] You’ve said “Nya” before.
(ONCE AGAIN FUCK FANGIRL JAPANESE.)

33-[ ] When a person of your same sex gets angry with you, you’re at the defensive.
(I'm not very confrontational, actually. I'd probably get angry later when it was too late and go slash their tires or something...)

34-[x] You like j-pop.
(...Yes. D: )

35-[ ] You have cried for more than one movie/TV series.
(Once again, I don't really cry in these things. A few have made me tear up but none have made me all-out cry.)

36-[ ] You watched Gravitation and you felt like Shuichi. You watched Strawberry Panic and you felt like Nagisa.
(*OBLIGATORY STRAWBERRY PANIC FANGIRLING* Also, no, I watched them and felt like Yuki and Yaya.)

37-[ ] You smile with no reason.
(I usually have a fairly expressionless face, unless I've thought of something funny, then I'll start giggling out of nowhere. But that's a reason.)

38-[ ] You usually are very positive.
(Nah, I'm just an escapist.)

39-[ ] When there’s a rainbow, you run out to see it.
(Eh, they're not as colorful as everyone says they are.)

40-[ ] You usually don’t understand what your parents say.
(I understand them fine. We're on better terms now that I've moved to college.)